A Chinese dustman notices a bin is not placed out for collection and knocks on the door to find out why.

A stunning woman opens the door covered in a great shimmering tan.

"Where you bin" demands the little fella,

"Oh I went to Barbados on a 2 week 5 star cruise" she replies, proud as punch.

The binman looks confused and says "no, where you wheely bin".

At this the girl frowns and snaps "on the bloody sunbed" and slams the door.