Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the ass of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.
I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence,
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pyjamas, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, Dad says he can come down himself and do it.
But for God's sake tell the asshole to take his fucking hand off the intercom!
Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted.
The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the ass of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation.
he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?"