Two kids are camping, Jim and Earl.
Earl had to take a pee and a snake bit him. He screams, "I’ve been bitten, run to a doctor to see what to do”.

Little Jim runs to a doctor and the doctor says you got to suck the venom out and then spit. Little Jim runs back and asks Earl:” were is the bite?
Earl says on my penis, what did the doctor say?.

Jim replies "the doctor said your going to die”.