Mike and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mike suddenly jumped into
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Mike out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroicact he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, " Mary, I have good news and bad news.
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself.I put him there to dry."
the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
to be mentally stable.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the lifeof another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is, Mike, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."