Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says,
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself,
Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen.
Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this-not in the movies,
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age.
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
"Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."
thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence.
The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal.
Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second.
not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"