Son: "Dad? What's the difference between potentially, and realistically?
"Its hard to explain, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million pound,
He says to his sister, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
And Finally, the boy asks his brother, "Would you sleep with David Beckham for a million quid?"
Slightly confused, the boy returns to his Dad
His Dad says, "Well, what did you learn son?"
then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pound,
and finally, ask your brother if he would sleep with David Beckham for a million pound,
and come back to me with the answers."
The son says to his mother, "Mum? Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million quid?
Mum says "Of course I would!!!"
His sister says, " Yeah! Definitely."
His brother says, "A million quid? I suppose so, yeah."
The son says, "Well...potentially, we are sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically, we are living with 2 sluts and a faggot"