A tramp walks into a pub.
'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.
The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.
5 minutes later, a third tramp walks into the pub. Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.
Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' says the barman.
'Well' says the tramp, 'some one's been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.
The tramp says 'I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.